bob the alpaca

a god of all destruction, he cannot be stopped

we must pray to bob the alpaca

yes

by BiG pRo_ December 15, 2021

Bob Randal

This deceased pilot is a legend. He sunk his plane in a lake in northern Wisconsin. More specifically, underneath a certain family's swim raft. The plane is sunk underneath 3 feet of muck and seaweed and the air continues to leak out until one day, his body will float to the top. His spirit haunts the lake, and he drags victims down to the murky bottom. If you're swimming in a lake in northern wisconsin and something grabs your foot, it's probably Bob Randal.

*swimming in the dark*
Girl: "Ha, I hope Bob Randal doesn't get you, bae. Watch out."
*there's a slash, then silence*
Girl: "Bae.....?"

by hipstervoleslayer August 4, 2014

brice and bob

Two average stoners who can vibe with everyone 😎🔥

Brice and bob are cool 😎

by Rarekfb May 9, 2022

sop the bob

when you have a very wet dick, and use a girl with a bob haircut to sponge it up

hey can you sop the bob real quick?

by peenflation March 12, 2023

Wet Bob

The act of sticking your finger in your mouth or another individuals mouth extracting the saliva and sticking it directly in someones nostril similar to a wet willy but much more disturbing.

Randi gave me the most aggressive wet Bob of my life.

by Randiesel81 February 4, 2023

Bob Marley

Bob Marley is a reggae artist. He writes songs about peace, love, and equality. Alot of people only know him for smoking weed.

A: I love Bob Marley!
B: I smoke weed listing to his music!
A: ...

by Notsoswag50 May 25, 2014

Bob smith

The name you give the police or security when you don’t want to give them your real name

Paul blart : “ can I have your first and last names last first”

You : “ Bob Smith”

Paul blart: “I said last first you filthy cunt”

by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020