West Unity, Ohio small town in Northwest Ohio where people know everyones business and drinks coffee together every weekend discussing other peoples personal life. Also where make believe gangsters live and country folk wish they were actually country.
"Hey man, have you been to West Unity, Ohio?"
"Hell nah, they know their neighbors social security number and they act like they are from Detroit."
"Hell nah, they know their neighbors social security number and they act like they are from Detroit."
by puddinglad February 14, 2016
High school in New Lenox, IL., gets destroyed by Lincoln-Way East at practically every sport, located in the most boring town in all of existence, look out any window and you’re guaranteed to see a cornfield.
by fiestaflamingo March 08, 2021
You get a mouthful of jellybabies of any kind (the cheaper the better) and you spit them all inside someone's vagina. You have sex with the girl and cum inside them. After the girl squeezes all the jellybabies into a jar, juices and all and you can both share or wolf it down yourself!
by Kiwi89 March 27, 2009
When somethings goes 'John West'.... It's not going the best! It could be better!....It's not what I expected!...
Due to attention of 'John West' Fish products and also the recently New 2 Min Rice selection for the Lazy Youth of Today….It's very popular!!!!
Due to attention of 'John West' Fish products and also the recently New 2 Min Rice selection for the Lazy Youth of Today….It's very popular!!!!
One Mate to another on the Phone...
Arite Bro.. How's things with you??
The Bro replies... To be honest with ya mate.. Things are not the 'John West!!'
Arite Bro.. How's things with you??
The Bro replies... To be honest with ya mate.. Things are not the 'John West!!'
by MJ C October 09, 2009
by Leon Phelps March 15, 2019
When you're from out of town living in west Texas, and your dating a local girl who's trying to get pregnant to have you stay.
Even if she on the strogesr birth control, I always use a condom when I fuck around with her. She's trying to pull the west Texas switch.
by Chingao June 26, 2015
When a female provides a male sexual pleasure with her hand(s), using sunscreen as lube, until he has an ejaculatory orgasm. Using his semen, the male makes a mixture of semen and sunscreen, and rubs it on the desired area of his female partner. Then they go tan.
by BRADLEYMOTHERFUCKINGCARLSON July 07, 2012