Oriental Wank

This is the act of dressing ones self in a traditional chinese kimono, and self pleasuring using oriental sweet and sour noodles, while lying down on a rubber mat. At the same time, a small chinese woman sits in the corner trimming a bonsi tree.

"Yo paddy, how was the oriental wank?" "Tom it was very sensual. I even managed to get miss wong from the chinese to trim my bonsi after delivering my noodles"

by Blamblam25 August 30, 2018

Arm Wank

The process of holding on to someones arm and whilst walking an up and down movement is made

You do realise you are giving me an arm wank?

by jzachary October 18, 2010

Mouth wank

Mouth wank, when put your penis in a barely conscious woman's mouth and slop it about in a wanking action using no hands and no help from the lady in question until the point of ejaculation after which point the cock is wiped clean in her hair.

I got a great mouth wank off your mom last night Nigel.
Sloppy, mouth wank, cock, frosty jacks, blow job

by Frosty jacks sloppy mouth May 16, 2016

Gypsy Wank

Masturbating with your hand covered in shit.

My mother was pleased to walk in on me whilst I was having a gypsy wank.

by Ryisheodheb August 1, 2017

pan wank

the act of masterbating (wanking) on the toilet pan

i'm just going to have a pan wank

by yellow6a December 15, 2010

Jabba Wank

Wanking whilst playing with your ringer

Last night i had a jabba wank, i fingered my shitter whilst wanking

by MrKipling1980 February 12, 2010

Muddy Wank

The act of using faeces as lubricant while masturbating.

John decided tonight was as good as any other for a muddy wank.

by WrongForLife August 29, 2019