Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.
Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.
by Jason with a C July 25, 2023
Get the Armand Van Der Merewmug. by Shitty Leah November 27, 2019
Get the White,van,daymug. by Wetasspussyy November 3, 2020
Get the Van regenmortelmug. by fuckingendme July 18, 2016
Get the columbian moving vanmug. The "Ghost Hunter" in Phasmophobia that stays in the van, and refuses to enter the location for anything longer than a minute.
Typically not the person who purchased any items whatsoever, and refuses to play on nightmare.
Typically not the person who purchased any items whatsoever, and refuses to play on nightmare.
Person 1: "There's ghost orbs!"
Person 2: "We know, you said this 2 minutes ago."
Person 1: "I saw them again, on the camera!"
Person 3: "Stop being a Van Andy and get in the dining room!"
Person 2: "We know, you said this 2 minutes ago."
Person 1: "I saw them again, on the camera!"
Person 3: "Stop being a Van Andy and get in the dining room!"
by anonymous August 6, 2022
Get the Van Andymug. The act of pulling up and spreading apart one’s own vagina to reveal the clitoris and other inner workings of the vaginal folds.
by Stickypee May 12, 2020
Get the kelly-van-winklemug. by Woody_60 April 6, 2017
Get the moto vanmug.