Thagriyium Theory

The theory of two time zones colliding together. When time is read, you describe the "in between" of the two times

We live off the Thagriyium Theory to tell time

by Ratiodo February 8, 2018

Principal-Asian Theory

The economic theory that it Asians will eventually overcome all the racism and greed and establish world domination

Gotta learn about Principal-Asian theory today in economics class

by D Flawless May 16, 2021

kleinian theory

to appear cool and mysterious when you're really just shy and socially awkward

this is not meant as an insult!

"omg anna is so cool!"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"

by raeuberstochter April 28, 2022

The window theory

When he cums out of the window after the intercourse to dodge gettin her knoucked up

A pal: why don't u get a son man?
Him: im doin the window theory dwag.

by The window theory April 15, 2020

Hangover theory

If somebody is more hungover than you, you don't seem to feel nearly as bad. Applies to other circumstances too, like if you are watching a scary movie and somebody is finding it scarier than you, you are naturally not as scared and can sometimes even enjoy the moment when your mate craps their pants! Universally applied to many situations. Has a good humorous outcome normally :)

The next day Jake was vomiting, while I felt like crap, on his fifth vomit I realized that I was in a far better place phycologically than Jake.
If somebody screws up more than u, u can apply the hangover theory too and fly under the radar :)
Watching a chick flick , and where possible u find a dude suffering more than u watching the movie, sit back relax and watch life's movie unfold....there is fun there :) Burcules

by Burcules January 23, 2015

l theory

The L theory is a theory created stating that anyone who’s name starts with an L is a cutie

Guy 1: Was yo girls name Lily?
Guy 2: Yes sir.
Guy 1: Damn she definitely follow the L theory

by JakeS 69 September 15, 2021

Bob’s Theory

When you fade the Sharps in betting. Bob believes they are trying to control the line by making it seem like they’re betting one way, but they actually bet the other once the line moves enough.

Chris: sharps love the over in the Temple game.
Bob: I’m hammering the under then.
Chris: that’s Bob’s Theory for ya.

by BobsTheory January 14, 2021