Van is someone who hates themselves and has been through a lot. They typically are short but act big. They have dyed hair and glasses. They hate how they look and are probably a bit chunky. They struggle to figure out what sexuality they are and spend all hours thinking if the rude jokes people tell them were really jokes. They try to hint sometimes that they need a hug and they have divorced parents.
by urhairdyemommy February 16, 2022
Get the Vanmug. She was born in 1915 and became a high ranking Nazi's Officer in 1938. In World War II she raped and killed a lot of children in Auswitz. In 1945 she got killed by Joseph Stalin and went to hell. In 2000 she got raised from the death by Adolf Hitler. She got sent to Germany to become a rapist German teacher and then she got sent to the Netherlands to torture and rape children from the Blariacumcollege in Blerick.
by Hiding bodies with Helmer November 23, 2022
Get the Monique van Baelmug. by SkillSergeant February 29, 2024
Get the Van Ossmug. by Daddeeee65 September 24, 2019
Get the Chris Van Hornmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>Back In THe Van, I Found Peace<.7.9.7.6.>mug. it can remind you of a swamp creature, crawling from the underworld, also known as , (also from) germany. they are like sparkly, pink, fluffs balls, burning with a mercury bound fire. Beware the van de keeres, as they might try to nibble your large intestines ....
by DOCTOR ROC February 6, 2010
Get the Van De Keeremug. by Momoko16 October 18, 2008
Get the van der Mikmug.