Two The Easy Way

The grand and honorable act of taking a deuce or number two all while drinking an alcoholic beverage, preferably a beer. However, depending on the setting, any alcoholic beverage is acceptable.

Brian: Hey, where were you just now? Zak and I were looking all over for you.

Al: I felt a rumble n' my tummy, so I dashed to take a two the easy way.

Brian: Ah...

by AK #23 December 30, 2011

season two anxiety

the fear one gets, after having watched an amazing first season of a tv show, that the second season might be shit.

dude, i've got full-on season two anxiety for glee. it can't possibly live up to the expectations the first season has set!

by 3Wishes March 5, 2011

Two All Beef

When someone over uses a term or a joke when making fun of some one..

When you do not have a come back when someone tells a joke..

Me: Hey Kheaven, I can see myself in your Forehead...
Kheaven: HAHA.. Two All Beef!!

by Italyboy546 August 6, 2011

Office Number Two

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One

I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Conservative Two-Step

When a conservative runs to his and/or her safe space to complain about triggered snowflakes.

Ann Coulter used the good ol' conservative two-step at politicon 2018.

by John Sinlinglat October 19, 2018

two percent club

A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.

"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"

by legvnds November 4, 2018

Jacob with two b's

If you make eye contact with him...you will be killed by three baby giraffes, followed by 2 of Santa's elves and Mrs. Claus burying you in the ground and you will wake up in hell with only an old lady named Ruth to accompany you.

Oh no I just made eye contact with Jacob with two b's

by Jacob with two e's March 13, 2019