The process of booking travel with Canada's largest airline, recognizing that there is a 51.9% chance that you will be delayed, flight cancelled, or land in an airport that wasn't on your itinerary. You might also end up watching your baggage go on a world tour without you and being left on your front porch 2 months later without explanation, have your baggage removed from your flight because they need more space for cargo, be stranded in a city that you've never heard of without compensation or assistance, or end up in a middle seat in the last row of the plane after paying $500+ for business class.
We booked an Air Canada roulette to Toronto for Monday, but they took us to Moncton instead, left us overnight without explanation, and then flew us to Ottawa the next day. We're taking the train now - we should be in Toronto by Thursday.
by Cheo R September 24, 2022
Get the air canada roulettemug. When a female or male human forces a male or female artic dog to lick his or her urethra. The urine then provokes the dog, which will then attack the private parts of the human counterpart.
The act is further enjoyed with maple syrup.
The act is further enjoyed with maple syrup.
The president of Canada must undergo Canada's History to obtain the Canadian presidency. No Canadian has been brave enough to attempt this act. Though several Americans do Canada's History daily. Because Americans are kick ass.
by ObeyColbert February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by colbertnationIsAwesome February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. Lil Jon Jon: Hey my brotha where you going
Average Canadian Man: Eh, going to Canada, Eh
Lil Jon Jon: you mean Maple Syrup Land
Average Canadian Man: Eh, going to Canada, Eh
Lil Jon Jon: you mean Maple Syrup Land
by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 25, 2023
Get the Canadamug. A Canada Tower is when you have several (4+) women stacked on top of each other butt naked. You then take turns railing each individual girl, fairly quickly, so by the time you finish they all queef in perfect harmony.
“Dude, I went to the club the other night and totally caught myself a Canada Tower!”
“I Canada towered your mom, aunt, sister, and grandma the other night. You should’ve heard their queefs. Straight out of a horror movie.”
“I Canada towered your mom, aunt, sister, and grandma the other night. You should’ve heard their queefs. Straight out of a horror movie.”
by Byrti October 4, 2021
Get the Canada Towermug. An old American euphemism for a Canadian Sex Act using moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup
by OneCrazyCanadian February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An extremely rare sex act involving the dug up and desecrated corpses of Samuel de Champlain, John A. Macdonald, and that bear cub who was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh. The process takes a long time and is incredibly uninteresting for all parties involved.
by UltraChewy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.