destructo-tard 

someone hell-bent on performing self-destructive acts after a misfortune, despite requests to be reasonable

Don't hit your phone, you friggin destructo-tard. Just give it a second.

After wrecking his Mercedes, Bill either gained new great zest for life or became an utter destructo-tard, sleeping with anything that moved, and drinking enough to fell a horse.

destructo-tard by jarge20 September 26, 2010

debit tard 

One who does not own a debit card.

Cassandra is a debit tard because she does not have the sense to obtain a debit card.

debit tard by The Air Band! December 28, 2010

Nog Tard 

When a retard tries to give someone head.

Yeah, Jamall was such a nog tard last night.

Damn, girl, your a friggin' nog tard...

Nog Tard by My Alias Is Not My Real Name March 7, 2011

mini tard 

a young turdler residing in the greater boston area.

hey mini tard you suck.

mini tard by bigtard April 2, 2012

slop tard 

someone that is a whore, slut, slore, etc. possibly carries many infections; also is not the brightest crayon in the box.

Man1: Dude I slept with that girl last night, and now I think I have the clap!
Man2: Sucks bro, you slept with a slop tard.

slop tard by lalalaman1111111932028 September 23, 2012

Douche Tard 

n. Boss of a company who requires employees to do the dumbest of tasks. Looks for jobs like taking rocks out of a ditch and then putting them back in. Thinks he has things all figured out, but really it's the workers who make sure all the jobs get done right. Contains the word "douche" because a Douche Tard wants people to think he's an asshole, but really that's all just for show. When no one's paying attention, you'll find Douche Tards cooing over baby fawn and such.

Jon: "Hey Benny, what job are we working on today?"
Benny: "We're filling that hole back in that you dug out yesterday."
Jon: "Whatever Douche Tard."

Douche Tard by hammerneck August 26, 2013

fuck tard 

All you fuck tards looking up the word fuck tard

Your a fuck tard!

fuck tard by Modern provider May 30, 2014