kevin mcfall

The biggest sult on the face of the earth. Remember to wipe your ass better, because i have herd that u find dingle berrys swinging around like Tarzan on a vine. I saw you bath water after u cleaned yourself and there was a dingle floating around in your bath water.... Please stop giving Griff those purpler nurpplers.... By the way you fat!

Griff: would you like ketchup with that master?
kevin: NOOOOOOO!
Griff: please don't make me eat anymore of those balls u call dingles, they don't really tast like berrys, I know u tried to tell me that dripping red stuff is cherry flavord but it really tasts like a mans blood...
kevin:No Nigga im a gunna force feed u dat healthy shiot....

by rodney March 12, 2005

Kevin Bacon

An unpopular side to most breakfasts.

Ariel: "I'm ordering eggs."
Courtney: Do you think Kevin Bacon will go with my breakfast?"
Ariel: I don't think Kevin Bacon goes with anything, does it?
Courtney: Yeah. It totally goes with heaps of stuff."
Ariel: Like what?"
Courtney: "A REALLY BAD STORY LINE. SNAP!"

by Douchebag Foetusface February 29, 2008

Dirty Kevin

Where you are eating and/or fucking pussy and ass at the same time.

You like it when I give you the Dirty Kevin. Cuz you cream and squirt at the same time.

by Scooby Doo 1977 October 6, 2021

Kevin Chen

A real broski, gangsta, and can get any hoe. The name is given to the Chinese boys with extremely long dicks as a infant, and suck their mothers tits till their 8.

"Oh my gosh, he is way to old to be breastfed"
"Chill, hes a Kevin Chen, he can do what he likes."

by #thathandleisalreadyinuse April 22, 2019

The Kevin of the group

Refers to someone in a group of friends who is less popular or not necessarily wanted/ needed in the friend group as much as others. The Kevin of the group is a reference to Kevin Jonas of the band the Jonas brothers, despite being talented he is often overlooked seeing as the spotlight is given to his brothers Nick and Joe. Kevin is often known as 'the other Jonas' or 'the forgotten Jonas'. Growing up Kevin was the one that no one really wants to date, but if your sisters had dibs on Nick and Joe you were forced to plan your dream wedding (that you totally wanted to be with anyone else but Kevin) with Kevin, well at least until you realized One Direction was a thing and it was unlikely that you had five sisters or friends so they were all free-dibs.

Ashley: Look at David trying so desperately to get the groups' attention
Samantha: I know, it's pathetic he may as well give up, he's obviously The Kevin of the group
Ashley: Oh, definitely

by All Payne No Liam December 25, 2020

Kevin Olivia

Awesome, Chubby, Sweetheart, & Adorable. Everyone loves him

Kevin Olivia is chubby but i love him <3.

by Luna Maria Perez September 6, 2011

Kevin Sanchez

Kevin Sanchez is a wanna be stoner but he is just a white little girl that act all hood and shit but isn’t and gets no bitches and acts like he does get bitches

You’re such a Kevin Sanchez

by A real hood nigga unlike Kevin August 20, 2022