Defeated Meat

When one ejactulates and tears the skin on his dick.

Oh no, I just Defeated Meat!

by D4nkD4ddy May 7, 2018

Meat Cupboard

A vagina.

'Hayley I want to slam the doors of your meat cupboard'

'Would you like me to restock your meat cupboard?'

by Hafn90 July 21, 2017

Bucket of Meat

The kebab meat(doner,chicken or mixed) poured into a hotchip bucket and flavoured with Garlic sauce or any sauce.

Off to City Kebabs for a bucket of meat.

by the hitcher. December 31, 2009

Meat Boat

A big, long, perfectly formed poop.

"Look, I launched a meat boat! It's set sail!"

by Waxbean2000 July 12, 2017

google meat

a sexual act where someone flashes Le dick on google meet

your friend: I just tried google meat on my teacher.
You: What The Fuck is wrong with you

by Edward dick hands January 19, 2021

Gig meat

When a male becomes sexually aroused whilst playing a musical instrument on stage

"I totally got gig meat the first time I played live"

by MadAXman April 8, 2010

Meat Barber

Someone who cuts pubes for a living.

Lukas’s new job as a Meat Barber had been paying well.

by Brothelmaid April 26, 2020