How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.
the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.
triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
by aaron_ros April 25, 2013
by Autoniic August 07, 2022
Euphemistic saying referring to a nonexistent club for elites that provide themselves special priveleges and opportunities that are not for the otherwise "Joe the Plumber" type people (i.e. they are not affluent enough or in a prestigious enough position to allow them access to the powers of the exclusive club)
A judge was pulled over for tailgating and honking at an unmarked police car, but thanks to being part of the bacon wrapped shrimp club, the judge got away without a citation or warning.
by pianoman54321 February 04, 2021
A regional phrase known in Northern Michigan, used to express an action occuring very quickly, usually in reference to food passing through the digestive system.
Oh man, I should have stayed away from those buffett tacos, they shot through me like bacon through a duck.
by warriorgregor76 March 26, 2010
A phrase similar to "I smell bacon" indicating that a law enforcement officer may be in the vicinity. See Bacon
Usually asked to your partner(s) in less than legal deeds when you think the cops may be afoot but are not completely sure or don't see them. Can also be used to bring up the suspicion that somebody may be a cop to said friend.
Can also be used as a phrase to alert homies and ask them to look around for police activity in the area.
May have originated from the movie "Wayne's World" when character Wayne Campbell asks Garth if he smells bacon in front of a police officer outside a diner.
Usually asked to your partner(s) in less than legal deeds when you think the cops may be afoot but are not completely sure or don't see them. Can also be used to bring up the suspicion that somebody may be a cop to said friend.
Can also be used as a phrase to alert homies and ask them to look around for police activity in the area.
May have originated from the movie "Wayne's World" when character Wayne Campbell asks Garth if he smells bacon in front of a police officer outside a diner.
*black Crown Victoria rolls down street*
Stoner 1: "Do you smell bacon?"
Stoner 2: "Yea man, put that shit out."
*hides joint as cop turns around*
Stoner 1: "Do you smell bacon?"
Stoner 2: "Yea man, put that shit out."
*hides joint as cop turns around*
by henup September 13, 2007
When a male and female are naked and fighting like crabs the male will begin to pour hot bacon oil onto the female therefore lubing her up. The male will then lightly cover his penis with sand and bury it in the females vagina whilst putting his hands up in a crab claw like fashion. The remaining cooked bacon can then be used as a tasty snack.
Susan asked me to do a Hot bacon crab dip with her last night, I couldn't resist. The bacon was a nice reward also.
Gerold and I did a Hot bacon crab dip last night, my pussy's still burning
Gerold and I did a Hot bacon crab dip last night, my pussy's still burning
by Feedmebacon June 25, 2014
To wrap raw bacon around an erect penis then putting a condom on over it to have sexual intercourse.
I was going to bang this chick for the first time, however I was afraid she would make fun of my small penis, so I Costa Rican Bacon Wrap my penis and gave her a awesome 4 minutes!
by Tincup123 October 30, 2011