Suicided

When an obvious assassination is covered up and ruled as a suicide.

"Jeffrey Epstein's death wasn't recorded because conveniently all the cameras were down and guards away from him. Its almost as if someone suicided him"

by anonymous April 21, 2021

SUICIDE

The act of taking your own life.

They didnt want to live so they commited suicide

by TONIE OR TONIC May 27, 2023

Suicide WHAM

When someone purposely puts last christmas by WHAM on the radio to make both the driver and passenger(s) lose WHAMageddon.

I am going to Suicide WHAM my family in the car.

by anonymous December 16, 2020

suicidally bored

when you are so bored that you want to die

i was so suicidally bored i died

by datblooboi March 1, 2024

French Suicide

Eating a rediculous amount of pasta, then passing out within the hour

Oh Chris? He's asleep, he did a French Suicide.

by Biggymeowgoose August 15, 2018

Try to not suicide challenge

It`s a really difficult challenge which may cause cancer

- Have you ever tried the "Try to not suicide challenge"?
- Yes, I tried but lost.
- RIP in peace

by godlikegod November 14, 2018

Suicide by Sniper

When a government or other powerful group kills a person who leaked incriminating evidence about them and pins it as a suicide/accident.

"Did you hear about how Epstein was supposed to leak the classified documents but killed himself before he could?"
"Nah, he didn't kill himself, he committed suicide by sniper."

by decrepitism December 20, 2023