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*Cries myself to sleep*

*Cries myself to sleep* Is something you or another can use when they are uncomfortable, when they don't agree, when they are upset or angry, or when you actually wanna cry yourself to sleep! Use it in real life and in text, It doesn't have a preference
Girl one: "I 😩 DONT🤩 CARE🙄 WHO👩 🦲👨 🦲 THE🤍 IRS💥SENDS🤓 I👩 🦱AM❤ NOT❌ PAYING 💵 TAXES 💠"
Girl 2: "*cries myself to sleep*"
by ClosetedMijà December 23, 2021
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sleeping in steel toes

Being so afraid of political turmoils that your making yourself ready for a fight if woken up. a warning for reflexive assault. the right to sleep sometimes. being afraid of ambush, being afraid of decapitation. sleeping with one eye open.
im sleeping in steel toes tonight because this is really bad for our neihbour.
by Cody5050 January 6, 2021
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sleeping like a gypsy

When you sleep erratic, in many different positions ultimately leading to a neck ache the next morning.
Dang! My neck hurts! I must be sleeping like a gypsy at night!
by SATY55 December 14, 2021
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Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation

When your close friend/loved one cant figure out if you slept or not until they look at you posted today.
Jerry: dude you look so tired, you ok?
Steve: don't worry, it's just a case of Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation, all we have to do is see what Tommy posted today
What Tommy posted today: Tuna fish is just fish only Tuna can eat!
by why does this exist? July 15, 2020
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sleeping about you

To think about a person while you rest with your eyes open.
He my love I can’t stop sleeping about you, your the only thing I can think of .
by Theloverman January 15, 2018
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Mexican in a sleeping bag

Man 1: yo I was camping last week and there was a big fat beaner there. When he went to sleep in his sleeping bag he looked like a bean burrito from Taco Bell.

Man 2: I was there too, your talking about the Mexican in a sleeping bag.
Man 1: yeah
by Kennedy Half Dolla February 27, 2022
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Armenian Sleeping Bag

1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.
As a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior Armenian Sleeping Bags.
by BALBOA'S BEST September 5, 2011
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