If she vapes…she gapes

Vaping being the trashier cousin to smoking, a female who vapes (and hangs around vape shops and probably does kratom too) not only will be promiscuous like the she smokes, she pokes girl, she’ll be more inclined to engage in sexual acts most females would be disgusted by. Tattoos are a given as are provocative words on the ass of her tight pink sweatpants.
Hey Charles, I know you’re a sick sexual deviant who’s having a hard time finding girls who are into all the messed up shit you like. You should hang around the local smoke and vape shop. If a girl comes in and orders a pack of cigarettes she’s probably DTF but if she vapes…she gapes
by J Himpty August 28, 2022
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awww, she's retarded

A phrase used by a secretly submissive man under 5'10 to imply his desire for anal sex. Not just any anal sex, this code phrase indicates he wants to be used like a fleshlight and turned inside out.

If your boyfriend, partner or husband uses this phrase, he's begging for a rectal prolapse. Do not listen to his cries for help as you reach for his hairy anus, he is secretly super duper into it. If he fights you off, persist, as he is simply trying to pretend he is heterosexual - he's dying for backshots.
Awww she's retarded is super commonly said by plumber sk8r bois

She glared at him, annoyed that he was taking so long to look up at her from his game of Clash Royale. He looked up and smiled at her: "Awww, she's retarded."
by urmomsperchina July 26, 2021
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But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.
But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
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She's the man

When a girl tries to grab something out of your hand (or does grab something out of your hand), she's doing it because she's the man.
She's the man, she just took your cigarette and started smoking it.
by Solid Mantis November 05, 2019
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she-who-must-be-obeyed

1970년대에 등장한 표현으로 속어로 와이프, 아내를 뜻한다. 직역하면 복종해야 할 대상이 되는 여자. 즉 공처가의 부인인 셈인데 일반적으로 약간 유머러스하게 아내를 표현할때 쓴다. 줄여서 SWMBO 라고 쓰기도 한다. -서영일
I need to get the donner ready tonight or she-who-must-be-obeyed will get upset
by MikeSeo October 29, 2015
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He-ing and she-ing

An extremely dated heteronormative way to refer to sexual intimacy between a man and a woman. Commonly used by police officers.
"They went up to Mt. Bonnell to do some he-ing and she-ing."
by Sangie Redwolf January 18, 2024
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she pays what she weighs

if she is over weight then she gets a check if you treat her right she will pay up to the exact amount of how much she weighs
She pays me 800 dollars a month, she weighs 800 pounds she pays what she weighs.
by Jujupayway December 07, 2021
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