the muddy mako shark

When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.

That bitch wouldn’t shut up so I gave her the Muddy Mako Shark.

by zRozin January 27, 2021

shark repellent spray

A shark repellent spray is a product used to drive sharks away from an area with the goal of reducing the possibility of shark attacks occurring. SharkDefense & SharkTec (sharktecdefense.com)- are responsible for the only proven shark repellent spray products for consumers.

Swimmers use a shark repellent spray to drive off sharks in the surrounding area

by marshallteeter May 15, 2016

internet shark

Probably some girl who posts a lot

Gina posts a lot, she is a internet shark

by Alec R. July 10, 2016

shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. Examples can be at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleep shark. Where when they want to surprise someone and play the surprise shark.

Look at them, that's shark couple goals

by surprise shark October 19, 2024

shark

To ferviously look for dope where there may or may not be any, such as on the floor, on the bed sheets, the seats or floorboard of a vehicle.

The dopefiend didn't have money for dope and began to shark on his dealer's floor.

by psm070 June 6, 2018

Sharking

To date multiple people at once with no shame or remorse.

Shark a bitch!

You Sharking this Summer?

by Bcdfq June 9, 2025

Shark

A fish.

James:I looked up shark today
Timmy:fuck off

by ThatGuyGrim November 29, 2023