Sausage Cunt Mangle

When a group of guys using filters to make them look like hot chicks meet for a hot night together.

Those guys were getting ready for a sausage cunt mangle tonight.

by Iphonehuman May 13, 2019

edward sausage hands

Ruins everything with his big ol hands banging around on everything breaking it all like edward scissor hands did but with his stumpy sausage fingers instead

You get a mixed up text from some guy with fat fingers and text him back "allright there, edward sausage hands!"

by jomamas November 11, 2013

Big sausage feen

A man who who has the qualities of an absolute spud and eats raw onions

Mark Lester is a big sausage feen

by Quabunjanay July 8, 2022

It's all beans and sausage

Everything is going well

Hey dude, how you doin.

it's all beans and sausage

by PhineousPhreak August 28, 2013

sausage and meatballs alfredo

dick, balls, and cum shot

Girl: baby, im hungry, what do we have to eat?
Guy: i got some sausage and meatballs alfredo, its delicious and full of protein

by 1p2o3i4u August 25, 2011

chicago sausage swap

The act of one man shitting in another man's ass. Then shitting that shit on the first man's chest.

Yeah man I could eat. I got nothing left in me since I chicago sausage swapped Sean.

by Spellmaz January 24, 2023

Oscillating Mud Sausage

The act of passing a piece of shit between two peoples asses back and forth for an indefinite amount of time or until it breaks apart or drops on the ground or just totally disintegrates.

Damn I was watching Devin and Adam perform the oscillating mud sausage but Adam clenched too hard and it broke!

I'm so sad, me and Ross were going for the world record attempt at the oscillating mud sausage but I dropped it on accident after just two hours!

by Jew_God February 1, 2018