A sex act involving a creme filled donut. A man sticks his erect penis into a creme filled donut. The woman then jerks the man off until ejaculation where the women will be covered in both semen and Bavarian creme.
Jeff: Audrey came home with a box of Duncan donuts. I think it's safe to say she really wanted a columbus crotch rocket.
by Herroguy March 25, 2014
by Doggy Boner September 30, 2004
A controversial statement made by President Donald Trump in response to North Korea's recent nuclear missile launches which may be a potential threat towards the United States...
by SnellyBob JoeSpends September 23, 2017
by Buck Fush Poke Smot April 28, 2010
Hi darling I made you a mexican shit rocket out of that lovely meal you cooked last night. I wanted to show you exactly how much pleasure it gave me to eat it by giving you an equal amount of pleasure.
by Professor Mark Bishop August 31, 2011
When you grow out your pubes really long and when i girl gives you head the hair tickles her nose and she sneezes all over your junk.
by AWDM-Town January 14, 2009
Sexual stunt in which a man lifts his scrotum in a swift, almost tossing-type motion, while simultaneously slapping his taint extremely hard. This is to be done in a practiced manner to the extent that the man can perform the act at the exact instant he begins cumming, causing his ejaculatory fluid to launch higher than ever deemed possible as a result of the taint slap.
"I have to clean the ceiling because Gerald pulled the ol' banana hammer puddin' rocket again last night."
"Paulie misfired practicing the banana hammer puddin' rocket and came in my eye!"
"Paulie misfired practicing the banana hammer puddin' rocket and came in my eye!"
by banana hammer March 16, 2010