rice

If you break something, put rice on it for an Asian man to fix it. If you need to kill a spider or sort of, put rice on it for an Asian man to kill it. Rice solves everything.

someone: dude I’m so confused on this math question
you: put rice on it and wait for 5 minutes
5 mins later...
*asian man appears*
asian: Ching Chong, dis math question is solved, kapow!
someone: wow, I need this godly Asian tool to solve the world’s problem
you: sure do

by a dude named steve January 31, 2020

cunt rice

left over pieces of toilet paper left on a womans vagina after using the restroom often ingested by unknown man.

I was eating out that bitch and got a mouth full of cunt rice

by Scl10111 September 19, 2020

Declan Rice

best cdm in the world ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL

I LOVE DECLAN RICE HE IS AMAZING.

by iluvarsenal28 June 30, 2025

Purple Rice

One of the best things to ever exist. It is a delicious rice you can dip in sauce and it makes your mouth tingle if you have not tried you mean nothing to this world. If someone calls you purple rice its a compliment.

Yo that girl so fine she like purple rice.

by Oakchain May 24, 2019

RICE

the shit that stupid fucking asians eat

asians grow rice in the fields like fucking slave picking cotton

by pussy destroyer 1234 January 31, 2020

Rice

Crack for Asian People

Bao: Imma snort rice and get high as fuck
Tang: Ditto

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

Dylan Rice

This man simply cannot be described by the words we mortals use, he is godly, radiant of energy, and best of all, has a penis so large that makes Drake look like a kindergartner.

"Dylan Rice is sooooo hot"

by wewewewewewewewewee April 10, 2024