Queef

Water fluid coming from the viginal area

Yo bro I just queefed my pants

You are publicly arrested on this property for queefing

by Bebrbrbrb September 13, 2021

Eye Queef

To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.

In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."

by FuckItFriday September 17, 2021

c-queef

when you eat someone out and they have covid and they queef in your mouth

guy 1: hey how was that chick last night

guy 2: bro she c-queefed in my mouth

by gaypussylol September 17, 2021

Queef of the ass

Queef of the ass means you shit your asshole off to the point it sounds like a queef.

I heard Meghan on the toilet yesterday, she must’ve had a queef of the ass!

by Poudussy September 22, 2021

Queef

A person who is all talk without the ability to back the words. Hot air coming out of a vagina of a mouth.

Conor McGregor has lost 3 fights in row. He is no longer relevant but claims he can kick anyone's ass. Conor is a queef.

by Slyguy76 September 26, 2021

Re-queef

When you are eating out a girl and she queefs in your mouth so you blow it back in and then she queefs again

One time i was eating out a girl but she coughed and it made her queef,i forced that shit back in and she blew again. She re-queefed!

by Billy'n'ang October 1, 2021

queef laughing

It's when you laugh so hard that you queef 69 million times in a row

"I was queef laughing when I saw the size of his dick"

by sayumtheyayum July 18, 2021