QUEEF

joe freeth, it is when you are a complete and utter drunken/high wreck and cannot stand, also a fanny fart.

mate i fucking queefed it last night

oop's i queefed!

by queefter July 6, 2009

Brain Queef

Equlivent of a 'brain fart'

Damn, i just had a brain queef

by NOH8 May 29, 2009

Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.

Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!

by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010

queef

a deuce mixed with a fart out of the penice hole it is very painful and the after math is an amputation of the penis u get the picture

Oh my god I queefed mene penis is burning

by Bob Marley January 18, 2004

queeb

An unidentifiable substance, which is usually slimey and wet.

1. Look at that trail of queeb over there.

2. It was a giant blob of queeb.

by Kazmire July 18, 2008

queef

a frontal fart

Person A "Pee-uh whats that horrible smell" Person B "Sorry I just totally queefed!"

by tblack99 March 7, 2009

Queed

As equal to Shart (to shit and fart at the same time) Queed is known to happen amoung females who pee and queef at the same time.

"So last night, i really had to go to the bathroom while he was.... doing his thing. and i totally queed!"

by Jordypooooo April 14, 2009