poo mortem

The method of inspecting ones excretion post-droppage. Thus discovering the owners dietary conditions and terms of dump.

"My goodness I don't remember eating rocket leaves!" ..."How did you discover that?" ..."By poo mortem"

by Archispeaks February 9, 2014

pumpy poo

Pumpy Poo is a very loving girl who has a sweet heart and is very beautiful. Pumpy Poo is the greatest bestie you will ever meet and will always be there for you.

That girl over there is my Pumpy Poo

by Pump Poo December 15, 2019

Poo-Dog

Noun: A jovial, endearing term, which rather that implying that you are that type of dog that lays a turd and immediately sniffs it, actually suggests that one is held in high esteem.

Gypsyking: I've just bought you a nice present.
Gypsyqueen: Oh, you're such a Poo-Dog!

by Pricey45 October 3, 2011

Poo Train

A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes

Watch out for that poo train over there, someone's going to slip on that and break their neck

by nounentity October 18, 2017

sucky-poo

When a female performs fellatio on a male's genitalia.

Hey janis, come over here and give me a quick sucky-poo.
My girlfriend gave the entire football team sucky-pooies, I wasn't mad.

by Morjan69 October 16, 2019

poo toilet

The preferred toilet used to take a shit

I use the toilet on the second level is my poo toilet because no one uses it and it's always available

by Futurethe January 15, 2015

Rhysis poo

A person that gives you lots of pictures of themself and is called Rhys that you would 10/10 do if you where male 🫶

My Rhysis poo is so hot

by Sumo_wastaken November 13, 2022