poo shove

poo shove - pū shuv- n.- a formal palming of the rectum, typically for pleasure

2 in the pink and one in the stink just didnt cut it for janie, so she asked rob to give her a full poo shove"

by CNAYUPPPP February 6, 2017

sucky-poo

When a female performs fellatio on a male's genitalia.

Hey janis, come over here and give me a quick sucky-poo.
My girlfriend gave the entire football team sucky-pooies, I wasn't mad.

by Morjan69 October 16, 2019

Poo-head

A word said by a 5 year old normally meaning shit head

Your a Poo-head mom

by This is not my real name it is January 18, 2018

poo-whacker

This derives from one sourse that being the UK, Poo-whacker is somebody that is a shit-bag, coward, pussy, flapper or afraid of his/her own shadow.

"That blokes just got bitch slapped by a faggot and started crying, what a POO-WHACKER!!!!!"

by Poo-whcker hater!!! July 4, 2012

Poo-Dog

Noun: A jovial, endearing term, which rather that implying that you are that type of dog that lays a turd and immediately sniffs it, actually suggests that one is held in high esteem.

Gypsyking: I've just bought you a nice present.
Gypsyqueen: Oh, you're such a Poo-Dog!

by Pricey45 October 3, 2011

Poo Train

A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes

Watch out for that poo train over there, someone's going to slip on that and break their neck

by nounentity October 18, 2017

poo mortem

The method of inspecting ones excretion post-droppage. Thus discovering the owners dietary conditions and terms of dump.

"My goodness I don't remember eating rocket leaves!" ..."How did you discover that?" ..."By poo mortem"

by Archispeaks February 9, 2014