kid-blocked

When you're not getting laid because your kids are around.

Henry: Me and the wife thought Ashley was sleep for the night but just as I was about to get some for the first time in weeks...she walks in, wanting some water.

Henry's friend: Tough luck on getting kid-blocked!

by MAMA GOOSE 1 July 28, 2017

separation block

A shitty T-shaped wooden block used to separate canoodlers so that there is enough room for Jesus. The block is usually one Joel arm length and can pry, stab and injure canoodlers. It is also commonly used as a "shooing stick." When using the separation block, the most common phrases consist of "Leave room for Jesus!" and "No purpleing at camp!"

Joel: No purpleing at camp, or I'll have to use my separation block on you!

by Zesty Taco April 18, 2018

C-Block

A person who is Good at Rocket League

C-Block is so good at Rocket League

by Dong Flex March 16, 2022

Pussy block

When men try to convince lesbians to sleep with men instead of women. Men who are flirting with lesbians, bothering them or getting in the way of lesbians meeting women are pussy blocking.

"Hey Kelly, do you see that creep Mark pussy blocking Jennifer? He's wasting his time!"

by ShylaLovely June 2, 2021

block island

A small, 7x3 island off the coast of Rhode Island, known for being a popular summer destination for big shot yahoos on yachts and wealthy moms who like to wear clothes with tiny whales on them and watch their spoiled children play tennis and sail. Where boat parties happen nightly in the summer and the rich island kids live easy lives, spending their time smoking marijuana and going to the beach and living in 1 million+ homes. A summer town that seems to come out of a movie, it is filled with summer tourists, skinny drug dealing island kids, and idiots on mopeds. It's also known for having rich stuck up people who think they're better than the rest of the world because they live in a mansion on an island where they spend two months out of the year in, while the rest of the "poor" world spends their time in the continental US in the one home they own

I almost got run over by a speeding trophywife soccer mom in a massive SUV, then again by a drunk guy on a moped!

You must have been on block island

by yeahbroskiyeah April 29, 2011

E Block

A street in Shitty Sharon, Pa. Government named '5th Avenue', but renamed thanks to the constant grouping of over-hype white boys in the middle of the street drinking, fighting, and embarassing themselves. Found almost directly behind Sheetz.

If you're bored, walked down the E Block, you're guaranteed to seem some type of unnecesary drama.

by 1Yentirb July 29, 2004

cock block

when someone prevents you from tappin' dat ass.

damn... that muthaf**ker tried to cock block my ass.

by adrian November 27, 2003