Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022

milf machine

When a MLIF, drives around a PHAT ASS/ Badass Volkswagen.

Shawna, that premium milf looks fine as hell in that milf machine.

by PrettyParakeet November 18, 2020

burger machine

The burger machine, it is, what it is, the Burger Machine.

DUDE RUN ITS THE BURGER MACHINE

by marcus burgerson September 16, 2021

mosquito machine gun

getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick

Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?

Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.

by casserole surprise November 4, 2014

machine gun dick

When someone has an enormous penis

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

another machine

1- Derpylinha

Derpylinha is another machine

by Deprylinha June 13, 2021

dustball machine

a convenient and portable gadget that makes shoots those floating dustballs at some random loner or whenever there is an awkward silence.

Billy Bob just made a really bad call so a shot him with my dustball machine.

by MEHmeh August 28, 2008