swamp log

when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce

A took a dump and squeaked out a swamp log the other day.

by waca waca 22 November 24, 2013

it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

Goldie Log

When a poop is so perfect you only have to wipe once. It's not too soft, and not to hard, but just right.

I took a Goldie Log before work this morning.

by Gaithergirl23 February 3, 2025

johnny log

this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn

"dude i feel a johnny log coming out!"
"aw hell yeah lemme get some of that aw yeah man aw yeah"

by johnglenn69 June 26, 2017

Power Logs

Ridiculously strong calves.

Jim: Sam tried to jump into the pool from the deck yesterday. Broke the boards.

Jack: DAYUM. Dude's got friggin' power logs, huh?

by Fireofury October 22, 2014

The Hebrew log

A Jewish individual who is equipped with a massive cock.

Roee definitely has the Hebrew log.

by Daddy1029384756 March 8, 2023

Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required

Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam

by Clean log November 17, 2017