Soft landing

To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.

John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying.

by Life adventurer November 3, 2023

Carpet land

Management or similar, physically and emotionally removed from a problem but dictating a solution

“This has come down from those folk in carpet land as a solution to our youth unemployment problem”

by nancypantsy November 8, 2023

Landing strip of cheerleaders

A cheerleader's pubic hair shaved into an arrow to remind stupid football players where their penis goes

The landing strip of cheerleaders remind the stupid football players where to put their penis.

by queensburykid December 19, 2023

Wood 🪵 Land

We’ve all seen horny users on the internet say “would” to a females picture . Ive combined landing a woman, woodland & wood (would & slong wood) together. Typed “Wood 🪵 Land” “ I wood 🪵 land that” ***** The wood emoji must always be used.

(Attractive female posts picture) “Wood 🪵 Land” “I wood 🪵 land that”

by Gedi @gorilla8012 December 20, 2023

land whale

typical genshin player named nathan
will probably make whale call like sounds at you
schizo
beware

normal person: “Hi!”
land whale: “Baddie purr, i need a roll”

by fentluvr January 20, 2024

(Behen/Bhen/Bahin/Bhain) Ke (laude/lode/lawude/loveday/lund/lunn/land)

Sister's cock/dick/weiner/schlong/dong/rod/pipe/pole/ding/phallus/stick

Hindi: abe behen ke laude (behen ke lunn or behen ke lode) gaadi seedhe chala le !! (yo bkl drive straight!!)
English: Yo' behen ke laude (sister's cock), watch where you're walking

(Behen/Bhen/Bahin/Bhain) Ke (laude/lode/lawude/loveday/lund/lunn/land)

by NiqqaMaarda January 23, 2024

The LAnd

The LAnd is Los Angeles, this is why the “LA” is capitalized.

1:Where you from?

2: I’m from the LAnd, what’s the deal?

by Tiktok @.Plarz January 23, 2024