Sam Johnson

When you perform a strange act on a form of food, most commonly sandwiches

'That idiot just pulled a Sam Johnson on that sandwich'

by samjpohnson March 12, 2024

curly johnson

When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button

"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

Sargent Johnson

the most bad ass sarge ever. he will kick your fuckin ass if u stick it out to far

sargent johnson will kick ur ass
huh my ass

by khdfkjdfkkjhdf November 10, 2021

Derek Johnson

Someone who uses conspiracy theories to profiteer from the elderly and mentally handicapped.

Did you see Kelly Brady’s new video? She’s such a Derek Johnson the way she begs for money.

by Salty Soldier June 1, 2023

Johnsoned

Johnsoned: As in a Johnson (cock, penis or dick). When you have a conversation with someone who's a massive cock.

Rod: Alright Dave. How are you? My heads wrecked, I've just spoke to Antony. He doesn't half chat shit.

Dave: I'm not bad Rod. It sounds like you've been Johnsoned though. Let's go for a beer, it's know to cure people who've been Johnsoned.

by Easy Ezz April 22, 2016

Jaden Johnson

Jaden Johnson is the type of person that Has an average dick can hoop dirty minded and will roast the hell out of you

Jaden Johnson is a man thot

by Urdun dictionary October 24, 2018

Johnson

THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST PENIS IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

I want a johnson now.

I wish i had one.
I want one for christmas.

by Jamescat5555 May 4, 2018