joke

some thing funny

nice joke HAHA haha hah.. ha... god, that wasn't funny

by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023

Coffee joke

an adult joke, not linking to anything explicit, usually relates to adulthood, coffee, poor life decisions or being a teacher.

my teacher recently dropped a coffee joke in class.

by terrobite December 14, 2018

Joke

A sarcasm based sentence used to induce laughter, which either can get the person telling the joke beat up for being too offensive for the receiver, or the joke works and the receiver does not laugh.

Josh: You can't tell me what to do, dishwasher!
Patricia: What the fuck, Josh????
Josh: That was a joke you illiterate forehead

by floopflop June 7, 2022

Inside Joke

A joke that a group of a minimum of 2 people understand. And only them, although Urban Dictionary doesn't like them.

Me: “That spa-“
UB: NO INSIDE JOKES *deleted*

by • Itz Lollipopz • May 20, 2021

Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood

Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

by thurb June 28, 2023

A joke

Another word for any person/especially you

Kid: you never make funny jokes

Mom: your a joke and im your mom get it

by Bebga January 14, 2022

National Joke Day

When someone says something SO outrageous you genuinely think it has to be part of a larger scheme

"I hate pickles"
"Is it National Joke day are you fucking serious"

by redcrayon69 July 12, 2025