Jason

Jason is a very sarcastic man that tells you he hates you but you never really know if its true. A jason is a very attractive guy but try not to tell him his ego is already to big. They also tend to overthink a bit. They are very “funny”. Always make you smile and laugh no matter what . Youll alsays find yourself with a huge smile an giggling whenever hes around

Jason

by Believe1. February 10, 2024

Jason

Bald headed old fuck with the smallest cock

You hear about Ricky? He’s turning into a jason

by Howie stark February 12, 2024

Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog

Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker

by Hubblefuzzle February 13, 2024

Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog

Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker

by Hubblefuzzle February 13, 2024

Jason

An expert in the study of buildings, often hoisted by their own petard. Often found in positions of middle management roles, Jasons have a tendency to blame juniors for adverse situations of their own making. They then tend to shout very loudly, albeit meaninglessly.

I thought you were going to leave the cupboard so we could get inside. You Jasoned it!

by Mop_exoskeleton February 23, 2024

Jason

Knower of all tea.

1. Jason drew us a full diagram detailing the juicy tea he acquired recently.

2. “Dying girl gets second boyfriend while engaged”, Jason says, “I have tea”.

by Spilledconcealeronwhiteshirt March 9, 2024

Jason

May not always be on the same page, but will always be there for you. True best friend.

I'm feeling so low, I think I need Jason

by anonymous March 10, 2024