by Goldos February 22, 2008
The miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed "get laid." This results in exceeding excitation causing one's penis or clitoris to become engorged. The Pre - Slam Jam can be performed to one's favourite or horniest song. This dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the Charleston), performed in hopes of further engorging thy partner's genitalia. Clothing is optional.
Partner 1: OMG Justin I haven't seen you in sooooo looooonnnnng (excessive kissing and genitalia rubbing)
Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!
Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!
Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!
Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!
Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!
by Rockefellar Skank December 09, 2010
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by The Goose named Colgate February 01, 2011
To forcably stick your fist in all entrances of the human anatomy, usually happens in an all male sexcapade.
by Free MLKJ November 14, 2010
by FastCheetopuff99 May 20, 2022
A place infested by a bunch of indian idiots. The only things we excel at are chess and math competitions because I think this school is the most un athletic school in NJ. Our hallways are so crowded and smell absolutely horrendous. Nobody wears deodorant and they all smell like curry.
Mom, “Come on beta lets go to JAMS Edison NJ”
Child, “noooo it so stinky and to many curry munchers are there 😭😭😭”
Child, “noooo it so stinky and to many curry munchers are there 😭😭😭”
by not cpy November 09, 2023