Morn

It’s mourning and moaning at the same time

When your dad dies but your gf/bf hits the spot (morns 😩)

by Cropscattt June 2, 2022

Good Morning and God Bless

The act of eating one's breakfast while making a bowel movement in the morning.

Wife: Hurry up I need to use the bathroom!

Husband: Give me ten more minutes I'm having a Good Morning and God Bless!

by Stalin_was_a_good_guy May 23, 2018

Good morning and god bless

When you eat your breakfast while dropping a massive deuce in the morning before work.

Hila: What are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and god bless Hila.

by SupaDupaFly May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and god bless.

Hila what do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least.

by razzatouille May 23, 2018

morning bone and stone

Waking up immediately jerk off and smoke weed

morning bone and stone is: waking up and jerking off then smoke weed without getting up

by Dingledine’s diary September 11, 2023

morning stew

Getting coffee from the coffee pot in the morning.

"Hey Evan, I'll grab us few cups of coffee for morning stew!"

by nextscv January 8, 2012

Morning streak

The naked run made In the morning from the bedroom to the bathroom.

I nearly got spotted making the morning streak today

by Buckaroo00 June 22, 2017