The Human Keg-ipede 

When you Edward 40-hands yourself to a keg so you resemble "The Human Centipede" and perform a sort of keg stand without being in the air.

(Noun: The Human Keg-ipede has a success rate of approximately 67.8% when done under ideal circumstances.) (Verb: "Dude, last night before I got attacked by Mount Baldy we totally Human Keg-iped'ed it!")

The Human Keg-ipede by Spoonmanster October 24, 2011

The Human Flail 

When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.

Bro1: Bro, my girlfriend and I tried The Human Flail last night!

Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?

Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!

The Human Flail by Batgirlkyoki September 5, 2016

bianca.human 

Busty girl from Argentina who loves football

-Have you seen the last football post of bianca.human?

-No i just was staring at her hug...

bianca.human by Toled0 June 12, 2017

sexual human caterpillar 

a sex position in which all participants face one direction and fuck from behind; to have sex in one line

Yesterday at the orgy, I experienced the almighty sexual human caterpillar.

Let’s try out the sexual human caterpillar tonight!

sexual human caterpillar by 🤗🤗🤗🤗 October 5, 2017

identify human

To not identify as any specific race, gender, sex, etc. We are humans. Fuck you.

I identify human sir.

identify human by #Identifyhuman January 18, 2018

the human oralpede

Like The Human Centipede, but all members are performing oral sex on the person in front of them.

Girl 1: Should I join that sorority?

Girl 2: That one?! I heard they do The Human Oralpede as initiation.

Girl 1: Really?! There’s no way I’m going there now!

the human oralpede by CyanEnderz January 19, 2018

ultimate human 

the ultimate human is a sex move, whereas an individual has his hands, feet, and head, inside of 5 other individual's anuses. The individual who is preforming the ultimate human must be named Timothy Jordan

John: Hey buddy how was your night?
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends

ultimate human by SpookBones February 8, 2018