Gamer delirium

Noun; State of sitting down for a quick gaming session, then looking up to find 5-24 hours has passed since you've ate shit or moved.

Dude I was about to go on a date but I got gamer delirium and ended up slappin it at 5 am instead.

by americanaverage March 12, 2014

gamer's ignorance

When a gamer doesn't do something on the game that they are playing but instead asks why they couldn't do that certain thing and how they do that thing to the point of mashing random buttons or to the point of questioning the game's development.

This usually makes the person watching angry.

Game: PRESS Y TO OPEN THE DOOR

Gamer: OMFG HOW DO I OPEN THIS DOOR?!?!!? *mashing random buttons until the door opens*

Viewer: I swear, this guy has so much gamer's ignorance.

by prackle May 26, 2014

Gamer Mouth

The inability to form proper words or sentences while playing video games or multitasking of any form.

Damn you Super Kong Donkey.

Damn you gunned me!

Jiggly Puff? More like... Idiot Puff.

Gamer Mouth

by Ira Hayez May 2, 2015

Gamer's Withdrawl

1: Losing/breaking your device used to game and you begin to feel uncomfortable.

2: When you just want to do inappropriate things to things because you're so bored/annoyed/freaked out because of you not being able to game.

3: When you cry for weeks until you stoop low enough to try and play LoL on your iphone/tablet.

4: When you get depressed over not being able to play video games, so you eventually end up talking to people you don't really like on social media and googling pictures of games you already have, or wish you could have, but can't play for whatever reason.

"Bruh, I'm seriously suffering from gamer's withdrawl. I can't play anything because my xbox has the red ring of death."

by AislingStarr October 31, 2015

Gamer Gabber

An individual who feels the need to keep running their fucking mouth while playing video games

OMG they're such a gamer gabber!

by Http.piel January 10, 2016

Gamer Gabber

A person who feels the need to keep running their fucking mouth while playing video games.

OMG wtf he is such a Gamer Gabber!!!

by Http.piel January 10, 2016

gamer brah

A gamer brah is someone who plays exactly two types of video games: completely brain-dead shooters, and games with tons of tits. They almost always suck at both, but insist that their problems are not due to their terrible gaming skills, but are instead only because of the "fucking newbfags" they are playing with. They feed more kills than the rest of the team combined, and then tend to yell into the mic or post in all caps in chat, just to let everyone know that they're actually super good at games and it's the team's fault for losing. They also frequently post long rants online about all the successful people who are supposably ruining gaming, even though they're almost as fake as gamer girls.

Gamer brahs almost never have girlfriends. Most of the time, they got into gaming super late, and only because people online were saying it was cool.

If you ever hear someone online whining about how the MOBA champs don't have enough cleavage, or bitching about not being able to no scope in TF2, chances are that they're a gamer brah.

"Man, we had shitty-ass jungler that last game: 0-15-2, and he wouldn't shut up in all chat."
"What an ass. Probably only plays the game for the girl champs."
"Fucking gamer brahs."

by LizardWizard1 June 21, 2016