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Girl ain't got no dick

describes a girl who is really hyper uptight and/or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a long while.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, that a girl has no male organ.
"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"That girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a big nerd in Baltimore and all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.
by flame sans e May 12, 2008
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OMG he gots a knife

What a half retarded redneck from texas will say right before he gets stabbed with a pencil.
I said OMG he gots a knife... i looked left, i looked to the right and wham! it felt like a needle going in.
by OptionVBC July 3, 2009
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the hoods got my back

Just a corny thing to say if your wearing a hooded sweatshirt, and the hood is down; normally meant to say your friends and/or neighborhood is protecting you.
by Chris Vee June 14, 2006
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If You've Got It, Croissant It Burger

From Bob's Burgers: an unusual special burger on a croissant
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If You've Got It, Croissant It Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
mugGet the If You've Got It, Croissant It Burgermug.

i got laid parade

The act of " the walk of shame" but not feeling shameful at all
Guy: see that girl her heels are in her hand and her dress is too tight I bet she's doing the walk of shame

Guys friend : nah bro she's smiling this is her " I got laid parade ":)
by Cutiecrossbones January 30, 2016
mugGet the i got laid parademug.

You got any gas

Hey, you got any gas?
by Budawgs76 December 16, 2016
mugGet the You got any gasmug.

You got Rick Rolled

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
You got Rick Rolled: We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
by Dartrix October 6, 2021
mugGet the You got Rick Rolledmug.

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