the fever

Intense baby fever hitting in the early to mid-20s, where someone is consumed by the desire to have a baby soon.

Ever since she turned 25, Jenna's got The Fever; she can't stop talking about wanting a baby.

by idontlikethisplace May 20, 2024

Johnson fever

Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.

Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos

How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.

sarah has been thinking about johnny all night , she has a bad case of johnson fever

by Johnsonfeverresearchcenter November 1, 2018

Cabin fever

The most wanted McDonald's commercial ever. Dammit Misha!

GISH 2021, ITEM #87: "I need to update my reel, and there’s one pivotal performance I no longer have: Find the local McDonald’s commercial I did back in 1998 that aired in Maryland (only my happy, socked feet are seen)."

Yo, @McDonalds: thanks to #GISH #gish2021 I am in search of a commercial entitled "Cabin Fever" for Misha Collins' socked feet!

by DodaOz August 5, 2021

North-Fever

When a person who moves from the coldest part of thier hemisphere, moves south and becomes home sick.

Beth: "Jane I haven't seen you in a while!"

Jane: "I know I miss it up there I'm getting North-Fever so bad"

by Violawannab3 January 9, 2011

purple fever

When you like that thick juicy purple pussy and or big purple thick dick

black hoodnigga realthug purple fever

by boyinpleasure October 26, 2013

Croissant Fever

When your homeboy will settle at nothing until he gets a croissant.

Jack: “Yo Steve, wanna go to the park?”
Gary: “Sorry Jack, but Steve has croissant fever. He’s not going anywhere until he gets a croissant”

by SchemeCap January 10, 2018

scissor fever

When you see a cute or hot haircut of any kind that makes you want to cut your hair really badly

Omg this pixie cut is giving me scissor fever

by Ken_Nique July 19, 2016