Coffee with Cream

Coffee with cream is whenever you give anal to a girl with diarrhea and cum in her. After you cum, she shits all over the bed and you lick her asshole.

"So, what did you do last night?"
"Oh, I had some Coffee with Cream"

by GraysonA December 10, 2019

coffee stirrer

To insert your fingers into someone's anus.

Person A: Oh god, I think I coffee stirred someone.
Person B: Coffee stir?
Person A: I put my fingers in someone's arse!
Person B: You're a coffee stirrer!

by TranTran December 12, 2011

Coffee and bagels

Dating site

Do you like coffee and bagels

by Streetqueen October 01, 2019

too much coffee

Bullshit

-“I drink too much coffee”
-“bullshit”

by Luke.c October 03, 2020

coffee mint

A coffee mint jamais a product used to freshen the breath with a coffee flavor. Coffee mints are also used to flavor coffee.

1: Can I have some coffee mints? My breath smells.
2: Yeah, I’m gonna grab a couple.

by Youbrokedadscoffeepot August 03, 2022

coffee plunger

a dude who loves fucking latinas up the butt

your white ass don't stand a chance, bro, he's a total coffee plunger

by najinos April 22, 2011

coffee badgers

“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.

Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!

by UpIce#3 December 22, 2023