Evan

An Evan is a kind of guy (or girl) who is handsome, funny, kind, gross/disgusting, a great singer and dancer, often addicted to drugs, and generally the life of the party. He can get along with just about anyone and you can often find an Evan busting a move on the dance floor or performing a heart wrenching rendition of Roots Before Branches.

Evans are usually obscene and vile when it comes to matters of a sexual nature. Evans are known for having rabid sexual libidos, likely caused by delayed puberty.

Wow, where’d you learn to dance like that?! You’re an Evan for sure

Hey Evan, can you spot me a line?

by zuzubons November 22, 2021

evan lindberg

Really loves Angie!

Wow, that Evan Lindberg really loves Angie!

by Olaf196 April 19, 2018

Evan

Big nerd who is a fagbag who scares away girls

Fuck Evan he is an asshole

by greatgrantma February 5, 2019

Evan

Evan is a very nice, kind, funny, and chill. He wears glasses and he can get a girl easily.

Evan is chill.

by Derick :D February 22, 2021

Evan

Evan is a dude who is a super movie nerd and has a huge passion for something and he tells people all about it. He is a great guy and if you have Evan as a friend he will always make you laugh

Josh: "Yo Evan, D.C sucks"
Evan: "Hey, they hit the top grossing movie with Avengers Endgame for Avatar taking over again after a year"

by anonymous June 21, 2021

Evan

A Fucking douche that deserves to be put down and usually has a horrible personality and a small penis.

I saw Evan today. I wanna die.
Same.

by iamyourfat June 16, 2018

Evan matthew hughes

an awesome handsome white fellow who gets all the girls and is a chickmagnet. he is a athlete who playes hockey, soccer, baseball, skiing.

he is so evan matthew hughesly.

by james klives September 17, 2017