A person who rages too much at 9 year old minecraft girls when they kill him in bedwars. He has a very tiny limp dick that can never pleasure any girl. He has no friends. He looks like a fucking chicken embryo piece of shit, and ate 290 chicken nuggets so you know he's a fat fuck, he weighs more than the amount of chicken nuggets he got. Logan on the other hand has a 12 inch cock and plays fortnite duos with Ethan's mom. Ethan is another word for retard.
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Get the Ethan Skelton mug.He is the worst guy you can find. If you are a girl don’t fall in love with him fall in love with an actual guy and not a player like him. He will make you fall in love with his words but unfortunately,he is a good liar.
He makes you feel special like nothing else matters but after he finds a new girl and gets over you and break your heart. And he is stupid enough to walk away so be smart enough to let him go. You will always deserve something better than Ethan. He will make you fall in love with him,and you will but trust me that is a mistake and you will regret it. He will be the jerk that broke your heart but somehow he will still be in your dreams he will be so important in your life that you will not be able to get him out of your mind. His eyes are gorgeous you can look at them for the rest of your life. His hair is amazing that’s a reason why you will fall in love with him. When he breaks your heart. He feels nothing. He moves on quickly...like nothing happened.while you feel like a piece of you is missing. You can’t sleep you cry for him but after you realize that your mascara it’s to expensive to cry over stupid boys. He won’t come back to you in th middle of the night sneaking though the window. He will just leave and never say another word to you. I HATE YOU ETHAN you made me fall in love with you and then you break my heart you got over that fast that I don’t even think I meant anything in your life.
He makes you feel special like nothing else matters but after he finds a new girl and gets over you and break your heart. And he is stupid enough to walk away so be smart enough to let him go. You will always deserve something better than Ethan. He will make you fall in love with him,and you will but trust me that is a mistake and you will regret it. He will be the jerk that broke your heart but somehow he will still be in your dreams he will be so important in your life that you will not be able to get him out of your mind. His eyes are gorgeous you can look at them for the rest of your life. His hair is amazing that’s a reason why you will fall in love with him. When he breaks your heart. He feels nothing. He moves on quickly...like nothing happened.while you feel like a piece of you is missing. You can’t sleep you cry for him but after you realize that your mascara it’s to expensive to cry over stupid boys. He won’t come back to you in th middle of the night sneaking though the window. He will just leave and never say another word to you. I HATE YOU ETHAN you made me fall in love with you and then you break my heart you got over that fast that I don’t even think I meant anything in your life.
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Get the ethan colburns life mug.A really amazing person. They’ll open up to you without hesitation about their whole life even if you don’t know them the slightest bit. They are caring and very emotional, overwhelmingly emotional. Ethans always have something to say even if it’s not the right time to say something. Overall, Ethans are very problematic and don’t know their boundaries.
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