Dylan

A stupid cheating bastard with a big dick. Will show you love but eventually cheat on you. A Dylan will love you but still treat you like shit. Yall bitches who fell in love with a Dylan,, yktv smh.

Girl: “i love you”
Dylan: “love ya too but I’m cheating on you”

by BDA~big dick Ali October 2, 2018

Dylan

Dylan is someone who has a massive penis. It’s long enough for him to carry that thing around his shoulder. He is a really sexy man who looks so good in a cowboy hat. He makes everyone horny and his hair so luscious and epic it makes all the girls wet. especially ones that names start with M for some reason.

Guy 1: GODANN DYLAN U GOT A FAT PENIS
Girl 2: OMG IM SO WET.

by hell yeah big boah November 22, 2021

Dylan McCarthy

He definitely does not know how to use sbrk. LOL if you know what this means you nerd.

Is that Evan McCarty??? no, that's definitely Dylan McCarthy, we should gump him.

by anonymous April 7, 2021

Dylan

A Total meanie buttface

Me: Dylan play with me

Dylan: No
Me: stop being a Dylan

by anonymous January 4, 2024

dylan

insanely tall and attractive person who has no hair and has a rash who sexes a lot of girls and dudes.

Damn hyou see dylan over there? He has sex a lot of girls and dudes:) i know, he really does know how to pull all genders.
DYLAN is defines as. the love of everyones life

by Babydayday August 29, 2022

Dylan santalucia

a bald weak nigga who has no friends, dated Maddie Vandervort and wants to fuck gabby udasco.

Donate: yo is that kid getting beat up over there?

Drew: yeah hes pulling a dylan santalucia

by huddy is funny November 2, 2018

dylan

dylan is the greatest person ever you would be happy to have a dylan in your life he rages 24/7 in four square but is okkkkk i guess. He is mexican and plays baseball. everyone would be happy with a dylan

dylan your banned

by hfjdksm February 27, 2019