My ex is a whorema cream pie. She's the snaggle toothed nasty sour cream that goes down instead of up. A Whorema cream pie will fuck anyone except her husband. A Whorma creme pie will keep her ex's last name and tell everyone he cheated although every neice and nephew knows differently.
by Robbin Robinson March 10, 2019
by Kent Bigcannon October 26, 2019
When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.
After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.
by Nosferatu October 31, 2019
"hey dude, i went back to this girls place last night, and she gave be a Hillbilly cream-tea. it was double awesome!"
by the wrong one February 01, 2009
by NatashaisShan June 22, 2016
When a bro nuts on a girl's chest or stomach and then proceeds to draw a picture with his cum using his dick a paint brush.
I was banging this bitch out and finished it off with a Cincinnati cream swirl on her tits. I put that bitch to sleep bro.
by South American Fish Hook April 19, 2011
Anal stretching cream is a cream that you rub on your asshole to stretch or enlarge the beautiful hole that you have.
Jeff: Yo have you used the new anal stretching cream I heard it's the best out there.
Bobby: Yeah man it's so good my asshole is so stretched i love it.
Bobby: Yeah man it's so good my asshole is so stretched i love it.
by yayacurrypig November 24, 2019