Black Coffee Calvinist

In Christian theology, another title for a strict five-point Calvinist.

That Black Coffee Calvinist attends a Reformed Baptist Church.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 29, 2023

Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee

I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"

by anonymous April 26, 2022

Coffee

Teachers would die if someone didn't invent this.

My teachers breath smells like coffee.

by axbodyspray February 3, 2024

glorious coffee

When you fuck your oh up the arse when she's had the shits, you get some shit stuck in your Japs eye then spunk in her mouth.

Ohhhhh give me some of that glorious coffee

by El_Diabllo March 2, 2021

Coffee Urn

Noun. (kaw-fee urn)

Where you keep the dead ashes of your old coffee grounds

After I brewed a pot of coffee my coffee died. I cremated it, sent in the obituary announcement and put my coffee in the coffee urn. Twas a sad, sad day.

by Koffee Phreek August 20, 2010

Coffee

Come… Over… For… Free… Early… Energy!

You want some coffee? Sure come over for free early energy!

by Don Ash January 5, 2022

Master Coffee Roaster

One who has harnessed the ability to, and has forged coffee through fire and air that rises above all other coffees.

This coffee has Master Coffee Roaster coursing through its beans.

by Coffee Association November 14, 2020