Chuck Norris 

Chuck Norris is a puss.....

*Urban Dictionary* The writer of this definition was unable to finish due to Chuck Norris finding out what he was about to write.

He wasn't 'killed'... there is no word for what Chuck Norris did to him...

God became "intangible" and retreated to Heaven to escape from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris by Sullivan1990 August 13, 2009

Chuck Norris Effect

The Chuck Norris Effect, refers to:
-Worshiping someone/something just for the sake of it.

-Worshiping someone/something that was once great and worth worshiping, but has now lost its greatness.

This can CLEARLY be seen with Chuck Norris, who turned into an internet-celebrity and is worshiped pointlessly by many, many people.

Guy 1: Dude, he may have gotten FULL MARKS on all subjects LAST semester, but he failed most subjects this semester, why do we STILL call him a genius?

Guy 2: Dunnu, Chuck Norris Effect I guess...

Chuck Norris Effect by TheLatinoGuy November 11, 2010

chicksand 

When a guy gets so into a relationship with a girl, he can get himself out.

Guy: "I can't stand hanging out her any more but I don't know how to end it."

Friend: "Dude, you're in chicksand."

chicksand by nmbr1son May 3, 2011

Chicksand 

Like quicksand, but with girls. The situation a dude may find himself in if he has breakfast with a one night stand. Sure, it starts out as an hour of breakfast, but that quickly becomes a day being dragged shopping. Before you know it, you're in a situation where you're sinking into an accidental relationship.

Yeah, will went for breakfast with the random after hooking up. He's now drowning in chicksand!

Chicksand by Justanotherjack May 7, 2011

up-chuck fuck 

The act of throwing up while fucking a fat women.

Fat-women: If you do ill give you big bucks.
Guy: I guess, if i get good money.

Guy: Sick. BARF!!!

Fat-women: why do guys always up-chuck fuck me!

up-chuck fuck by asdf10 June 8, 2009

Chuckinese 

An incoherent language constantly used by rowdy mexican immagrants. Very similar to the language used by Jabba the Hutt. ( Nana Dabu Tobe Solo Han Wookie Chewie Eetu yabe)

I am going to write my grad school paper on the complexities of chuckinese.

Chuckinese by Charles Serrano December 11, 2004

Chuck Norris 

chuck norris doesnt t bag he potato sacks.

chuck norris can unscramble an egg.

Q: Why doesnt chuck norris have a refflection?
A: Because the mirror is smart enough not to get in between two chuck norrises.

chuck norris used to have a twin, then he ate him.

chuck norris loves you.

chuck norris invented the beard.

it isn't over til chuck says it's over u fatass bitch!

chuck norris poops fire balls and pisses laserz

Chuck Norris by The Mighty Gurganshlaga June 1, 2009