reindeer chocolate

When you shit in a kid's stocking.
Instead of giving the naughty kids coal, Santa now gives them reindeer chocolate
by Eddmario December 23, 2019
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chocolate corndog

When you're fucking someone in the ass and they shit on your dick
I heard Johnny was fucking his girl in the ass and she gave him a chocolate corndog.
by sultanrs December 02, 2020
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Shower chocolate

When you thought you bought Dove soap but you actually bought Dove chocolate but you use it anyway because you think it will make you smell good plus it works as a good shower snack.
by CraftlyStrawberry February 16, 2017
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Chocolate Knuckles

When you’re 2-3 fingers deep in your partners bootyhole and a little shit comes out and runs down your hand.
“ I finger banged her ass so hard I got chocolate knuckles.”
by knasty13 March 30, 2018
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chocolate puncher

archaic /early 70's:- one who does or may indulge in sodomy /maybe fisting.
The way he eyes up other guys makes me think he may be a chocolate puncher.
by rburger January 19, 2012
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Chocolate cock

A 19th century slang term referring to Cigars.
-Fancy a chocolate cock?
-Only if it's a Don Melo
by H. Jefferson May 02, 2018
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Chocolate Torte

Made through the act of shoving one's fist up another's butt. Once removed, you've created a chocolate torte.
Jeremy made a delicious chocolate torte with Claire last night. She could barely walk today.
by Jboyfresh August 23, 2015
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