Chocolate Rocks

A synonym for feces or defecate.

"Dude, you just stepped in a dog's chocolate rocks"

by ilovemycatalex September 2, 2011

Chocolate shark

A large floater, a turd that causes havoc amongst toilet goers

Sandra went to curl one off but shat herself when she saw a chocolate shark in the pan growling at her

by Philphee-phil April 14, 2023

Chocolate Chode

A chode that has been lathered in human feces then their partner licks it off sexually.

Baby Let’s do the Chocolate Chode tonight

by Jlee23 December 27, 2022

Chocolate Meatballs

The process of dipping one's ballsack into a dirty backside, before proceeding to place that same ballsack into the recipient's mouth.

My girlfriend didn't wipe properly last night so I took the opportunity to give her my chocolate meatballs for dinner.

by Choccieboi January 6, 2023

chocolate o’clock

Chocolate O’Clock is every Thursday and to celebrate chocolate o’clock you have to smoke weed

Dequavious:I’m not smoking weed today it’s Thursday
Bartholomew:It’s not Thursday it’s chocolate o’clock

by Ronquavious Defeetaltop August 13, 2023

Chocolate Brazilian

When you spend too long to wipe after taking a shit so the shit dries to your asshair and you have to pull it off in chunks

Jeff: I gave myself a chocolate Brazilian the other day
Geoff:???
Jeff: I spent too long on my phone taking a shit and had to rip all the hair out of my asshole, now I've got the cleanest brown eye in the state
Geoff: I don't want to be friends anymore

by Jthorpe February 4, 2020

Chocolate Boboa

It's a sex act that involves getting someone severely constipated, performing an enema using milk or tea, and shitting out the contents into a tall cup

You then put a straw in the cup and have them drink it.

Guy 1: It sucks malls are closed, I could go for a Chocolate Boboa

Guy 2: All's you need is a funnel and we can make it right now.

by Cicero did nothing wrong April 24, 2020