Cream Your Croissant

Cumming into an ass (preferably your boys) and then proceeding to dipping their croissant into the cum and eating it.
Last night the sex was so good that it made me wanna cream your croissant.
by Jackchubbs May 27, 2021
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Cherry Cream Soda

A twitter user who was so upset the top definition for this was sex related they asked for this to be submitted.
Person A: “Ugh why is the top definition for my name sex related?”
Person B: “That’s what you get when you’re Cherry Cream Soda, that’s just asking for an innuendo.”
by Augodyne December 29, 2020
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Ice cream float

When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.
After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.
by Nosferatu October 31, 2019
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Hillbilly cream-tea

girl on top, aka "cow girl", with her finger up your ass feeding you cream buns.
"hey dude, i went back to this girls place last night, and she gave be a Hillbilly cream-tea. it was double awesome!"
by the wrong one February 01, 2009
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Ice Cream Cunt

A person that offers or brings up ice cream and then doesn't deliver.
Peter is an ice cream cunt because they offered me ice cream but didn't bring it.
by NatashaisShan June 22, 2016
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Cincinnati cream swirl

When a bro nuts on a girl's chest or stomach and then proceeds to draw a picture with his cum using his dick a paint brush.
I was banging this bitch out and finished it off with a Cincinnati cream swirl on her tits. I put that bitch to sleep bro.
by South American Fish Hook April 19, 2011
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Anal stretching cream

Anal stretching cream is a cream that you rub on your asshole to stretch or enlarge the beautiful hole that you have.
Jeff: Yo have you used the new anal stretching cream I heard it's the best out there.
Bobby: Yeah man it's so good my asshole is so stretched i love it.
by yayacurrypig November 24, 2019
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