birthday cap

when someone purchases cotton pajama pants and sleeps in them multiple times (commando styleand not wash them), then procedes to take them, sneeks behind someone and and put their head in the pajama pants

Pajama pants may be substituted with another pantaloon made of a breathing fabric that retains odor, preferably cotton

I snuck up behind my brother and gave him a birthday cap.

by Rico R. April 26, 2005

Birthday Salad

Fecal Matter (n.) which takes different forms, i.e. a sandwhich, fruit, chips, cake.

It's your birthday and you are very hungry. You must eat a birthday salad.

by Quoreen Kwyn May 2, 2011

Birthday

Today's the day
That your mom's vag was on display
Your fat fuck-face slipped

I went to CVS and bought the first card I saw
It said congrats on that Torah reading
Fucking mazel tov

Why do we even celebrate your birthday

by Alex+Jaz October 8, 2019

Platinum Birthday

A Birthday Celebration that YOU get to pick. Maybe you're turning 28, and that number has some significance to you, you could make your 28th Birthday your PLATINUM Birthday.

"My Golden Birthday was when I was 9, which was dumb. But my Platinum Birthday is when I turn 22, Because that's my favorite number"

by AOTR22 March 6, 2017

Burthening

Deriving sexual excitement form the idea of a woman being impregnated and abandoned, especially if she is impregnated through a malicious action such as rape or sabotaging her birth control.
Etymology: The repurposing of an archaic form of the word "burdening".

"Alice and I did a roleplay where I told her I'd poked pinholes in the rubber before I put it on, because I wanted to burthen her before I skipped out on her."
"Burthen her? Like, knock her up?"
"Yeah, turns out we both have a major burthening kink."

by johnmburt1960 April 21, 2023

birthdaying

The act of telling someone happy birthday.

Thanks for the birthdayings!

by vadersfinest October 21, 2009

birthday hype

an indivisual who wants somthing on the whole week of there birthday and will use thier birthday to try and get it.

"Dude can i have that it was my birthday yesterday!"

"no! your such a birthday hype"

by philosopher 27 October 23, 2009