best hand ever

In poker you get three of a kind of kings.

I got three kings today in poker and i had the best hand ever.

by rickkky April 12, 2006

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Best Week Ever

Worst Show Ever. I hate the guy with the gap in his front teeth.

Do you like D-list celebrities and small-time comics who couldn't even sell out the dive bar down the street? Do you like unfunny quips made by people so far under the radar that nobody cares what they think anyway? Do you need a one-stop resource for any and all news about Paris Hilton's week? "Best Week Ever" just might be for you, idiot.

by Squid Wrangler May 3, 2005

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best band ever

The best band ever is also known as Lynyrd Skynyrd; other bands wish they could be as hot.

1)Lynyrd Skynyrd is some sexy shit.

2)Lynyrd Skynyrd is so f***in hard, the way it's supposed to be.

by free bird April 12, 2005

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Ayan is nearly the best

Ayan is nearly the best but not as good as Kai

Person 1: Ayan is pretty cool but Kai is better!

Person 2: Same!!

Ayan is nearly the best but not as good as Kai

by kai.. August 5, 2021

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Is Best Mail For You

The phrase, "Is best mail for you!" is partly responsible for the unique voice of Homestar from the website homestarrunner.com. It was originally a phrase spoken by Homestar creator Matt Chapman as a prank when he was altering the system sounds of his brother Mike's computer. He initended the sound bites to sound like a young Japanese girl. Homestar's voice resulted.

Matt: "...it was supposed to sound like this little Japanese girl so when he got mail it's like, 'is best mail for you!'".

by Matt Cowan December 31, 2007

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Third Best Friend

It is that person who just shows up everywhere you go. He or she has not been invited, but they listen to your conversation and keep showing up. You never ask them to do anything, but at some point they do something useful, like cover your movie ticket, or the cost of snack. You do not really want to hang out with that person but for some reason, they are always around. You ask your other two friends who invited the fourth person and neither of them have invited that person either.

Also know as a tag along.

Allison: (whispers) Did you invite Drew to hang with us?
Bobbi: (whispers) Not me. I thought s/he was your friend? Didn't you invite him/her?
Courtney: (whispers) I thought s/he was your friend. I did not invite him/her.
Allison: (whispers) At least s/he brought snacks. I guess s/he is our third best friend. We will let him/her stick around. Allison: (yelling toward Drew) Hey Drew, can you bring some red vines next time?

by Bento Mommy May 30, 2018

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