Butler the bastard

Knocking one out in a public car park

I was walking through the rugby club car park and some guy was doing a butler the bastard

by Friction Burns July 29, 2018

Tommy-pick a bastard

(Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Tommy gun-Thompson submachine gun):

Verb: to kill, in a hail of bullets, a cop or a g-man, using, as the name suggest, a Tommy gun

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well live, and die, like Al Capone, John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson.

by Sexydimma December 4, 2015

Bastard

A word used to describe Chip from the hit DND podcast Just Roll With It.

"That was a bastardly fart!"

"Chip, you mean nothing to me. You're a disgusting bastard. You suck lol."

by bastardlylen June 4, 2024

Fat Bastard-itus

(Noun) A person who is very obese.

The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.

“You have Fat bastard-itus!”

by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020

ego bastard

An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.

Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard”

Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”

by yessirskiii16 December 27, 2020

Bastard rovers

The scum of lancashire

We fuckin hate Bastard rovers-Burnley fan

by Suicide squad Burnley September 21, 2022

Thoughtless bastard

A person born of parents not married to each other, who practices mindfulness

You know Sandra and Daves youngest one meditates for an hour each day now? Yeah the couple who never married, lives three doors down that’s right. The kids a thoughtless bastard.

by Shambalicious May 17, 2021