Ghost nerd

A nerd who knows to much about Xbox or call of duty. Lives to play xbox and thrives to be better than everybody else at it. A nerd that can't be seen behind the mic of his xbox.

Daniel is a ghost nerd.

by Bobby12321 February 16, 2012

Nerd Foul

To perform an activity that is considered nerdy, but in a fashion that is considered improper or incomplete to other nerds.

You made a Princess Bride reference by saying "You killed my father. Get ready to die." That's a nerd foul.

by Clint Memo September 11, 2020

nerd machine

Any type of online gaming device such as X-Box, PlayStation and PC. These devices suck the players into the games like a time machine thus losing hours of their lives by playing these online games. The “nerds” don’t even realize how much time they are spending on the games.

Hey have you seen John at all today? No, last thing I knew he was playing nerd machine.
Oh forget it, probably won’t see him for a while.

by Invham December 23, 2021

Nerd Tits

Tits that resemble a fat 12 year old boy who play to many video games and eats to many chips.

Jess has nerd tits

by Nerd Tits May 08, 2022

Genetic Nerd

When 2 nerdy parents have kids, thus making them nerds, genetically speaking.

Guy1: my parents both have PH. Ds!

Guy2: HA! you're genetic nerd! trollface

by ToxicWaster December 14, 2012

Dickless Nerd

That one guy in your high school that is incredibly skinny or incredibly fat that has no female friends and doesn’t pull girls. They’re the type of people you would laugh at if they were working out in the fitness room because they’re so incompetent

Guy 1:Yo you wanna go to the mall

Dickless nerd:Sorry I can’t, I’m playing dungeons and dragons for 12 hours

Guy 1:Jeez you’re such a Dickless Nerd

by DaHomieRoach March 04, 2022

Nerd-5

The “nerd-5” is an uber-secret show of affection between the nerd community which “unofficially” requires said nerds to push their glasses up the bridge of the nose while simultaneously snorting, chuckling, and slapping snot-stained hands hands together, thus temporarily straightened the hand from the normal kung-fu grip of their lonely masturbation posture, and celebrating good fun throughout the nerd social circle.

Mortimer: I tweaked the mainframe settings on my PC and now it boots up 3 seconds faster.

Luther: Nerd-5!!!!

by Dong Cheadle September 13, 2011