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Class 1 Nooner

Someone who consumes 1 High Noon when pregaming before the bars
That dude is a Class 1 Nooner! He doesn't pregame hard
by 247tray October 26, 2024
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Olympic Class Dumbass

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Teacher: What's n divided by 16?
My head: ORANGUTAN PUSSY, ORANGUTAN PUSSY!
Everyone else: Wow, he's an Olympic Class Dumbass.
by WTMS369 January 11, 2021
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Class incest

When you date someone who’s in the same class as you. This type of relationship usually never lasts, and it becomes so awkward after y’all break up.

(Inspired by teachers who say the class is your second family)
“Dude I started dating Darcy from math class

“Bro why would you commit class incest? Imagine how awkward it’ll be after y’all break up and now you’re doing all your projects together because of some silly honeymoon phase
“Shit dawg you’re right”
by lulouise August 13, 2024
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band class

1. absolute hell
2. fun
3. a reason to end it all
by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023
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Business class asylum seeker

Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.

Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
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class flirt

someone who behaves as if they are sexually attracted to a lot of people or flirts w/ many people without realizing it most the time
oh jenn is a class flirt for sure do you see how she acts with all the guys!
by xxits_ur_girlyxx December 15, 2022
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Class group chats

When you are forced into a chat with the innocence classmates and can’t send dirty memes
It is living hell those damn Class group chats.
by Da idjit July 6, 2018
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